Being an adult means being able to unclog the toilet when it decides to fuck up on you (Google + frantic Whatsapps to friends who are Googling the same things as you + a lot of hot water, washing detergent, and time); and being able to politely turn down people when they ask for ridiculous things (passive-aggressive smileys and exclamation points).

Today marks the day in which Xin and I have taken our first steps towards being true adults.

Now time to sleep. It’s way past my bed time.