VERONICA’S DAD (spoken):
Where have you been?

VERONICA’S MOM (spoken):
We’ve been worried sick! Your friend JD stopped by. He told us everything?

VERONICA:
‘Everything’

VERONICA’S DAD:
Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide?

VERONICA’S MOM:
He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick.

HEATHER CHANDLER (spoken):
He’s got your handwriting down cold.

VERONICA’S MOM:
Please, honey. Talk to us!

VERONICA:
No, you wouldn’t understand!

VERONICA’S MOM:
Try me! I’ve experienced everything you’re going through right now.

HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT (sung):
Guess who’s right down the block?

VERONICA’S MOM:
You’re problems seem like life and death—

HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT:
Guess who’s climbing the stairs?

VERONICA’S MOM:
I promise, they’re not.

HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT:
Guess who’s picking your lock?

VERONICA:
You don’t know what my world looks like!

HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT:
Time’s up! Go say your prayers!

Advertisements